Nire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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augory

I’ve been skimming John Francis Daley’s (director on D&D: Honor Among Thieves) twitter and I continue to be so completely blown away by the movie’s commitment to practical effects and/or minimized CGI where feasible. I mean holy shit look at all this

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stele3

Practical effects mean that the creators were largely unionized.

the-haiku-bot

Practical effects

mean that the creators were

largely unionized.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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ampervadasz

Unmute !

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd

That’s a gunfight in a Looney Tunes cartoon

mckitterick

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thanks, @tenspookybugs !

prismatic-bell

If you can’t hear this, it’s like a cross between a pinball machine and every silly “gunfire pew pew” joke you’ve ever run across.

b-a-d-a-m

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Thank you @athenasdragon

Here’s the link if you don’t want to search for this in the notes!

contrivedchaos

On a completely unrelated note, the guy in the video who threw the rocks, Cory Williams, is responsible for this ancient Internet relic known as the Mean Kitty song.

brightlotusmoon

Reblogging for first the ice ping, which I remember, then reblogging for the shock that is remembering Sparta The Mean Kitty.

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phantomrose96

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play again? ✅/⛔

phantomrose96

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Sounds like you're trying to make this post breach containment, condemning it to the same meta fate it has parodied. Consider doing the following to achieve your goal

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